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petruha.ge / notifications from nowhere

A pineapple with one human eye. It is looking at you.
fig. 1 — the pineapple. it has seen you.

⚠ press at your own risk ⚠ no take-backs ⚠ press at your own risk ⚠

The numbers live

—devices under observation
—pushes sent, ever
—in the last 24 hours

Last mass torture

Not yet. When it happens, every device awake gets the same push at the same second, and it tells them how many.

Most received

  1. Nothing yet. Be the first to be tortured.

Next mass torture: ██:██ (classified)

Terms of torture

  1. You will receive notifications. On your phone, your laptop, whatever you press this on.
  2. You will not know when.
  3. You will not know why.
  4. Sometimes everyone gets the same one at the same second. It will tell you how many of you there are.
  5. The pineapple is not responsible for the contents of your closet.
  6. You can make it stop at any time. It will be sad.